Strips and heels and shorts...Oh my!

So on my recent trip home I missed my flight because of the weather, and had to get a later flight back to Phoenix.  The airport held a treasure for me that I must share with you. 

Yes, those are horizontal striped black and red leggings/tights.  I wish you could see the vertical black and red stripes of his corset, and the black heels.  I'm glad there's not a front view though.  Any fast movements and  we'd all be in trouble!